The Joy of Absurdity

The Joy of AbsurdityDeep in the bowels of the Nether Realms where the stench of sulfur melded with the faint echoes of a thousand brutal deals gone wrong, lived a demon named Gerthax. Now, don’t let the name fool you; it was as if some poor, frantic soul had thrown Scrabble tiles into a cauldron and pulled out the first thing that floated. Gerthax was not your typical demon, with jagged teeth and a perpetually flaming tail. No, he had a certain affability about him that, while unnerving, was usually accompanied by an unsettling grin that suggested he had just discovered exactly how to torment a peasant on a Tuesday afternoon.

What made Gerthax truly special among his fellow demons was not his knack for crafting exquisite contracts written in blood on parchment that could barely be classified as paper but rather his profound disinterest in anything resembling evil deeds. Chasing goats off cliffs or inciting wars between neighboring principates? Boring. He’d rather chat with crows about the latest gossip or attempt to convince wayward souls that perhaps they weren’t all that bad after all. “Look,” he’d often say, leaning against solid obsidian walls, “who hasn’t stolen a few apples from the village market? It’s practically a rite of passage!”

In the demon circles—which were, mind you, about as cliquish as a high school cafeteria—Gerthax was often regarded with a mix of annoyance and exasperation. The other demons, with their favoritism for chaos and mischief, often threw around terms like “betrayal” when discussing Gerthax’s behavior. “What’s the point of ruining lives if he’s just going to hand them back with a bow?” they would chortle, their voices grating like rusty chains. His cohorts were all too thrilled to discuss how to split the souls of the poor wretches who failed to read the fine print in their contracts. Meanwhile, Gerthax was often found contemplating the meaning of life while soothing a particularly agitated goblin who’d just suffered a heartbreak—now that was real tragedy!

One fateful (but let’s not kid ourselves, utterly mundane) day, Gerthax decided he’d had his fill of the smoke and mirrors of the demon realm. He had a rather inconvenient habit of turning existential crises into tea parties, and this time was no different. He decided to take a little jaunt to the mortal realms, a place swarming with wonderfully oblivious humans too busy looking at their shoes to notice how very special “seriously bad ideas” were floating around them like confetti.

Now, traveling to the mortal realm is a simple affair for a demon—one merely needed to wander through a proverbial wormhole of blackness and despair, dragging along a few wailing echoes of guilt and regret. Easy-peasy. Gerthax, however, decided that it was time for a more creative approach, so he donned his finest disguise, a fraying, ill-fitting cloak he had pilfered from a rather ostentatious warlock the previous week. After all, what’s a bit of theatrical flair when you’re about to mingle with the sort of life forms that regarded a spark of magic as the work of sorcery worthy of an entire festival?

Emerging in the middle of a mundane market square, Gerthax was immediately dazzled—the humans scuttled about, clutching bags of produce and assorted trinkets with a fervor that made his demon heart flutter with joy. Why, a pig’s ear to the left (surely it was a delicacy, right?), while a particularly loaf-shaped man shouted about the virtues of his wares, which appeared to be nothing more than stale bread. Delicious!

“Ah, yes, the thrill of human debauchery,” he mumbled to himself as he blended into the thrumming crowd. He relished the chaotic energy swirling around him. But what to do? Send someone to an eternity of torment? Tempt a wayward soul into a Faustian bargain? Cackle with delight at the misfortune of a hapless villager? Yawn. Been there, done that, acquired the T-shirt in a shade of ominous black.

Instead, Gerthax noticed a particularly sullen girl sitting on the steps of a decrepit stone fountain, her finger idly tracing patterns in the crusty water. She looked as if the weight of the world had settled on her young shoulders. Her name was Maris, and despite the slight hunch to her back, she possessed a striking spirit—a spark that piqued Gerthax’s fading interest. “Ah, a troubled soul!” he declared, sweeping down beside her, “How utterly cliché.”

Maris blinked up at him, her expression a delightful mix of confusion and complete disinterest. “You’re…weird,” she managed, voice thick with skepticism.

“Why, thank you!” Gerthax beamed, a smile splitting his face wide enough to show off his decidedly sharp teeth. “But that’s hardly the point! Tell me, dear Maris, how can a mere demon bring joy to such a glum disposition?”

She gave him a skeptical look, and he could practically sense the gears turning in her mind. “How about you just go back to wherever you came from?”

“Now, now, where’s the fun in that?” he retorted, his tone draping another layer of sarcasm over the conversation. “Not even the tiniest wish? I don’t know, perhaps a nice house? Freedom from poverty? Or maybe the secret to what’s truly making that potato soup so bland?”

“I’m not really into wishes,” Maris said flatly. “They just remind me of all the things I can’t have.”

“Ah, yes! A classic move!” he cried, practically vibrating with delight. “But that’s exactly why the wishing is necessary! Here, allow me to show you!” With a flourish that would make any magician worth their salt proud, he conjured an image—a humble abode with a splash of color that looked almost too brilliant for the grim surrounding. “A wish for a home, a cozy hearth, maybe a pet cat to boot?”

Maris narrowed her gaze. “Looks nice, but I don’t want to pay the bills.”

“And who says there’s a bill?” Gerthax laughed, the sound ringing out like the clanging of hammers against an anvil. “I could make it all magically disappear! Right now, I’d scribble a half-baked contract that totally won’t be a problem! You can trust me!”

“Trust the demon?” she replied, raising an eyebrow. “That’s rich.”

“Touché! But I’m still here, aren’t I?” he shot back, genuinely amused. “If I were truly up to no good, I’d have turned you into a slime mold by now! But here I am, little old Gerthax, just trying to lighten the mood!” He gestured dramatically at the market around them, where the bustle continued unabated. “Look at all these miserable faces! They need your gloom to give my life meaning!”

Maris couldn’t help but smirk slightly at the absurdity. “You honestly think I’m going to be your comedic relief?”

“Why not? You’re doing wonderfully so far!” Gerthax grinned wider, exposing yet more teeth. “Think of it as a public service! A demon and a mortal, working together to improve the emotional framework of a community. We could be legends!”

She tilted her head, “Legends, or a punchline?”

“Both?” he suggested, not missing a beat. “Why not both? Let’s turn this dreary town into a festival of chaos! The people love it when their pointless lives are thrust into absurdity—a chance to escape their mundane existence! I present to you: Operation Mayhem!”

“Okay, Mr. Demon of Fun,” Maris replied, feeling bemused. “What’s step one of this operation?”

With exaggerated seriousness, Gerthax raised a finger and proclaimed, “Fundamentally, we must establish a disruption in the average routines. I suggest we start small—a little mischief, a sprinkle of bewilderment.”

So they began. Gerthax conjured small illusions—a floating dance of brightly colored fish that flitted about the square, causing jaws to drop and laughter to bubble forth. He shifted mundane carts of rotting produce to fresh, shiny fruits, leaving the vendors slack-jawed and the townsfolk squealing in delight. Maris wasn’t quite sure what had transpired, but soon enough, children were chasing spectral butterflies, and even the loaf-shaped man with his stale bread couldn’t help but crack a grin.

Just when the townsfolk were beginning to forget their troubles, Gerthax turned up the volume. He adorned the town square with enchanted decorations that danced with fiery grace, changing colors with every flicker of the light. The once dreary atmosphere transformed into a carnival of chaos. Maris watched, enchanted, and a little horrified, as the town became a vibrant tapestry of laughing faces and swinging limbs. It was as if the very fabric of reality twisted and morphed to accommodate this unprecedented joy, and all Gerthax wanted was to sit on the sidelines, munching enchanted popcorn while quipping witty remarks.

Hours morphed into a delightful blur; Gerthax and Maris found themselves at the center of the fun, thoroughly taken aback by how easy it was to create happiness—not by malicious intent, but by the sheer absurdity of existence. For the first time in what felt like centuries, Gerthax let loose a true, unfiltered laugh, echoing across the square.

But of course, the fates abhorred such joy, and inevitably, the day must end. As dusk embraced the sky, a crack of thunder rolled through the air. A specter clad in billowing robes appeared, his eyes smoldering with the weight of ages. “Gerthax!” he thundered, voice like iron grating stone. “What kind of blasphemy is this? You disrupt the balance! You dare!”

Gerthax turned to face the ominous figure, feigning nonchalance. “Oh, just a bit of fun! Lighten up, would you? The mortals seem to love it! I call this—Operation Mayhem!”

“Mayhem?” the specter seethed. “Your antics are a disgrace to our kind! You are meant to instill fear and despair!”

“Right, but have you considered that maybe happiness isn’t so bad? It’s not like I’m earning a shilling off their mirth. Just a little joy. Can’t we share a laugh?”

The specter glared, but even he could see the tide had shifted. The townsfolk, emboldened by the day’s whimsical magic, stood ready to defend their newfound sovereign of mayhem. “We loved it!” they shouted in chorus, voices filled with fervor. “Let Gerthax bring joy!”

“Joy?” the specter faltered, glancing at the crowd. “You’re all… happy?”

Gerthax grinned like a Cheshire cat. “You see, my dear shadowy friend, the world doesn’t need darkness to thrive. Sometimes, a bit of absurdity, a dash of nonsense is all we require to break the monotony of life.”

In that moment, the specter’s expression shifted from rage to an almost contemplative stare. Perhaps he’d been too rigid in the old ways. Perhaps there was a dance—yes, a dance—between joy and despair. After all, didn’t the tales of old always speak of demons who harbored the deepest secrets of happiness, albeit shrouded in their typically chaotic behavior?

And so, after what felt like a lifetime of gritted teeth and fiery glances, the specter relented, bowing his head in resignation. “Very well, Gerthax. You’ve made your point. But do not think for a moment that I will let you get away with this!”

“Oh, darling, I wouldn’t dream of it!” he exclaimed, flashing a peace sign. “I’ll be back tomorrow for the encore!”

As the specter vanished into the darkening skies, Gerthax turned to Maris, whose eyes sparkled with disbelief. “So, what do you think? Wasn’t that just the most delightful adventure?”

“I’m still processing it,” she said, shaking her head slightly. “You’re… ridiculous. A demon actually spreading joy? What next, a squirrel reciting Shakespeare?”

“Now that’s a thought!” Gerthax said, a sly grin creeping back. “But to answer your earlier question, I think legends and punchlines can coexist rather harmoniously, don’t you? Perhaps the true secret of life isn’t merely in the suffering, but in the moments of absurdity that break through the darkness, reminding us we’re all a little mad here.”

And with that, he offered her a hand, and together they stepped into the evening—the sounds of joy echoing around them like the promise of dawn. Whether they would truly change the world remained uncertain, yet whatever came next, Gerthax had learned one incontrovertible truth: a little absurdity went a long way, and who knew? Perhaps joy could exist alongside chaos, stitched together by the laughter of a demon and a girl with dreams.

Author: Opney. Illustrator: Stab. Publisher: Cyber.